Working for the anchorman

Having jollied around Canada for the months of May, June and July, the wife and I were running low on money. So, we got our heads down and dedicated August as ‘make money month’. I’d had a bit of trouble getting into the inner circles of British Columbia’s news media, but after one lucky break, I managed to get a few shifts as a cameraman at Global Television (http://www.globaltvbc.com/).  I also got a two and half week gig at the CBC in Edmonton, Alberta.

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Working for Global TV has is perks

 
I’d always wondered how working in news over here would be compared to the BBC in the UK. The first thing you notice is how commercial the whole operation is. Viewers mean advertising revenues obviously, but the networks use the US model of tying advertising into news seamlessly. It’s sometimes difficult to know if you’re watching a news broadcast or an advert, as many advertisers cunningly use the news bulletin format as the basis for their commercials. Product placement and on air plugs are commonplace to the point of leading the agenda in some cases.

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Me and the weather girl (and a pink stuffed gorilla). Broadcasting from a house which is the main attraction in a Global TV sponsored prize draw.

 
Another notable difference is the use of emergency services radio scanners.  They are commonplace across all news networks here.  Of course, news hacks in the UK would just call it ‘Ambulance chasing’ and they’d be right. However, as a colleague who frequently beats fire trucks to blazes told me, it makes for compelling visual story telling.  Not only that, the viewers get to see the emergency services, on which they spend their taxes, doing their jobs and often doing them very well.  When did you last see a policeman arrest someone on the news in Britain? Perhaps there would be more sympathy if we saw that side of the police than just the aftermath when something goes wrong?
 
The two networks I have had the fortune to work for couldn’t be more different. Global TV in British Columbia is broadcast from Burnaby (next to Vancouver) and gets in region of 1 million viewers. It’s the highest watched local news programme in Canada, akin to the BBC’s spotlight in the south west of England. CBC in Edmonton, however, is the polar opposite. The bulletins get between 5,000 and 10,000 viewers which is around 2% of the audience share. Bear in mind that the CBC is part funded by the taxpayer, you’d think that they would have the remit and resources to improve their share.

 
I have some theories as to why this is the case!  If you don’t work in news feel free to skip this bit!
 
News in Canada is very much personality-led.  The ‘anchors’ get their face everywhere and are used as much as the company logo to brand the station. Global TV seems to get the better anchors and, crucially, holds on to them. There’s nothing more off-putting for a viewer than to have a different face reading your news every few months, and this has been happening at CBC Edmonton.

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Golfing with CBC Edmonton’s main anchor David Gerow (check out the teeth). Will he be there in 2 months? 
 
Another theory is that the standards of production are higher at Global than CBC.  The equipment at CBC is actually more expensive and higher spec (they were usin
g Betacam SX and Avid) than Global (Grassvalley, DVCAM), but the way that the stations use the kit differs wildly.  For example, I was told on my first day at CBC Edmonton not to bother getting lights out for interviews indoors!  Apparently, this is because there isn’t enough time. And the reason there isn’t enough time is because reporters routinely travel with cameraman, meaning that cameramen have to wait around for reporters to leave base to go to jobs, hence reducing setup time to zero. It is insane how inefficient this is, and more insane how easily solved it is.  

 
In editing, the CBC use an Avid Unity server system which allows their reporters to view and prepare material from their desks. However, some take this process too far and NEVER go into the edit suite, not even to view a finished piece.  This is mainly because they are required to ‘top and tail’ their report every day from the newsroom camera.  Another pointless and inefficient use of a reporter’s time in my opinion.  

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Waiting for reporter to come down to the car park again. Yawn.

 
Global aren’t without their faults.  The editing standards are low (a cut on a move is standard practice and don’t talk to me about audio) and they are still hanging on to 4:3 broadcast, 10 years after the rest of the planet switched to widescreen TVs. However, the fact that they routinely review their standards and have a healthy desire to achieve quality has definitely helped them remain the leaders in local news over here.
 
One thing working over here has given me is a different view of how the working processes at the BBC compare, and it is mostly favourably. Journalism is better, story count is better, camerawork is better and editing is better.  I suppose that this is why Auntie is held in such high regard on this side of the Atlantic.

Anyway… judge for yourself. Here are some links to examples of the stories I’ve shot (not edited, I must add!)

Water gets tainted by pigeon poo. Locals get kettles out.

Power outage for an hour, people can’t get coffee. Outrage.

Fish appear in sea. Shock.

Paedos are everywhere, even in Canada!

As September rolls on and the bank balance edges up, our plans are being hatched for a trip through the Rocky Mountains and then back over to the UK another Cheeseman wedding (4 down, 2 to go). I imagine by November I’ll be back trying to earn the dollars again to keep our lavish world traveller lifestyle intact. Probably not for CBC if they read this mind you.

Homeless in Canada

There are plenty of homeless people on the streets of Vancouver. The reasons are obvious.  In about 2 months time the temperatures in other major cities around the country will plummet and eventually reach around -35 degrees Celcius. I met a chap in Edmonton who was camping out in the park. I actually don’t remember meeting him though. A few pints too many at the Sherlock Holmes pub one night after work, I stumbled home and thought I’d just gone straight to bed. On examining my camera the next morning, it turned out that, as I walked through the park back to my flat, I’d managed to interview a tramp. 

Anyway, said tramp does camp out in Edmonton during the winter. He told me that he pitches a tent, puts blankets over the top and makes a fire. It’s pretty harsh and a lot of homeless leave when they can to go west to Vancouver, where the climate is moderate (much like the UK).

So this has resulted in a homeless community who reside in a small area just to the East of Vancouver town centre. It’s known as the Downtown East Side.  My first encounter with the area was during my first week in the city, when I had a job interview at a place not far from there. I’d been warned about it by friends but nothing really prepared my for seeing it.  

One minute you are walking along a typical Vancouver street, clean and quiet. You cross one block and suddenly the pavement is crowded with homeless, prostitutes, drug addicts, pimps, and the mentally disabled.  It’s so crowded you can’t even walk along there.  Imagine Oxford Street on a Saturday afternoon.

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During the Olympic Games earlier this year, the Canadian authorities tried to ‘clean up’ the area by opening new shelters to get people off the streets.  This worked to an extent, but what they found is that many of the people had lived in the area so long, they quite liked the fact that they were part of a community, and able to get by without mortgages and the stresses that they bring.  So moving them out proved a little more difficult than planned.  Now the Games are a distant memory, the place is back to its usual crowded self.

We’ve spent the last few weeks living very close to Granville Street, which is the centre of nightlife in Downtown Vancouver.  Many of the Downtown East Side residents make their way along there to beg, busk and hang out.  They are definitely part of the scene along the strip, despite their situation, and make the best of it. 

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Bedding down for the night

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Travelling. Debit card snapped. Only need food

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$1 short of taking over the world

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Parents killed by Ninjas. Need money for karate lessons.

Alberta you can’t guess where I am

I’ve spent the last week and a bit in Edmonton, Alberta working for the CBC as a ‘Shooter’ (Cameraman to you and I).  

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The CBC News, Edmonton studio

What a strange place Edmonton is. Dumped out in the middle of the prairies, 4 hours from the Rocky Mountains and 3 hours from what is known to hippies as ‘Alberta’s dirty secret’, the oilsands.  A vast area devoted to the extraction of oil rich bitumen from the soil.  The process was deemed uneconomical a few years ago but as the price of oil has risen, the rich deposits of Americas favourite import have become Alberta, and Canada’s goldmine. Huge swathes of forest have been removed to extract the oil and there are now pipelines running into the USA direct from the source, with plenty more planned as Canada becomes the main supplier of oil to the States.  

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Enbridge building in Edmonton. They are one of the big Alberta oil pipeline firms

This makes Edmonton a strange mix of regular blue collar workers, a small minority of white collar workers and a bunch of rich people who make every conceivable journey in the biggest vehicles they can lay their hands on. There is a definite sense that no one here even knows who Al Gore is. That the possibility that the huge deposits of natural resources in the this area would never run out.  The Texas of Canada I suppose. 

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The industrial heart of Downtown

The greatest asset to the city is, quite unbelievably, a huge shopping centre.  Yes, the West Edmonton Mall! Despite every local I met rolling their eyes when I mentioned it, it is possibly the most impressive achievement the folks here have managed. It is a shrine to the way of life adopted by the Edmontonians. It gets so cold here in winter (-30 degrees Celcius), that you can’t walk dow the high street to get your bread and milk.  So, you drive into the worlds biggest car park and wander into this vast mall which caters for everything the modern Canadian could possibly want.  

There’s every chain store and restaurant you can think of, a theme park complete with roller coasters which would not be out of place at Alton Towers…

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Yes, that’s indoor

A huge water park with (allegedly) the worlds largest water slides… 

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Yes, that’s also INDOOR

…a cinema, hotel, ice skating rink…

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… aquarium, live animal exhibits and last but not least a sea lion show.

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You go get some pants and I’ll watch the show love

Aside from this shrine to capitalism, I have found three big positives in Edmonton. The first is the aforementioned Rocky Mountains. They may be a decent drive away but words cannot describe how amazing the place is. 

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The Rocky Mountains from 40,000ft

I spent a long weekend there mountain biking…

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…swimming in lakes…

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…crashing mountain bikes…

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…walking on glaciers…

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….and driving on what is arguably the most spectacular road in the world, the Icefields Parkway.

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The second is that the whole of the month of August seems to be dedicated to music festivals. It’s not quite the UK but is easily the best city in Western Canada to get a good range of live music.  The Vans Warped tour passed through town the other day, I randomly passed a Scorpions gig on my way home from work today, and I managed to catch a fair few acts at the Edmonton Folk Music Festival at the weekend including the excellent Ben Harper.

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Ben Harper on mainstage at the Edmonton FolkFest

The other big plus for Edmonton I discovered only yesterday evening when I decided to spend a quiet night in.  A storm erupted at around 8pm and there began one of the most amazing 2 hours of lightning, rain, hail and wind I have ever seen in my life.  There were three storms in total which passed right over my head as I sat on the balcony of my apartment in the Saaskatchewan river valley.

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The investment in the new DSLR camera now seems justified!

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The rescue and the loss

Just when you think every situation that can arise has passed you by, you get another one from the unfathomable depths of fate. The life of a news cameraman is an interesting one, made more so by the odd testing situation we sometimes find ourselves in. Whether it’s an unexpected attack from a member of the public, a nutter deciding he wants to be on telly, or perhaps a sudden rainstorm in the middle of a live broadcast it’s all bound to happen at one point or another. Today, I experienced one of the more frustrating sides to the job shall we say.

I have landed a part time job as a cameraman at a television station in Vancouver, Canada. Today I was sent off on a job with a reporter to cover the banning of campfires at many campsites across British Columbia due to the escalation of the fire hazard after a bout of hot weather.  Off we went to Golden Ears provincial park near Maple Ridge, BC. An hour drive and we arrived, all prepped to interview a few campers and see what they thought of the ban. Suddenly there was a phone call and we were told that a developing incident was occurring in Golden Ears Park.  A search and rescue was underway. We went to check it out.

Luckily for me, Nich and I had been out to Golden Ears park a couple of weeks prior for a spot of camping ourselves (yes, we had a campfire, lovely it was). In fact, it’s also lucky for you, the reader, as it allows me to illustrate this tale with some pictures. For example, here’s us having a perfectly legal campfire in the park…

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Camping… Canadian style

Anyway, i digress.  Myself and the reporter arrived at the scene.  We found out that a man was stuck at the base of Lower Falls waterfall following the attempted rescue of a dog.  We decided to go and check it out, despite the fact that it was a 4km hike with the equipment.  I had done the trail before so knew that it was easy enough, even though my reporter was wearing high heels!

No heels were broken as I lugged the camera up the trail, and on arriving at the falls the story began to unfold.  A woman and her dog, and a man and his dog had trekked up to the falls.  The woman’s dog had leaped into the inviting pool above the falls and the current had swept poor doggy over and down the three story drop, seemingly onto the rocks below.  When they looked, the dog had survived, so the brave man decided to jump in and save it.  Unfortunately for him, the current was very strong and , despite saving the dog and dragging it away, he was only able to scramble to a nearby rock and cling on. 

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Lower Falls. The stranded man was to the right, just over the rocks.

The water is freezing here. Straight off the snowmelt, it is barely above freezing, so any length of time spent in there is bad news (I can personally vouch for this having swum in the river a couple of miles downstream).  The woman called 911 and the search and rescue team were deployed.  

The rock on which the man and dog were stranded was out of view from the main trial. In fact, the large crowd of onlookers told me that you couldn’t see anything when we arrived (see above picture).  I got some shots of the crews working themselves into position and hatching a rescue plan and the then decided to climb above the waterfall to a point I had visited on my last trip, to see if i could catch a better view.  Sure enough, I found the perfect vantage point. It was a little risky, on sloping rock right by the waterfall itself, but I was perfectly safe on the bone dry rock. 

I caught the entire rescue on camera, leaving only to capture the heart warming reunion of first the rescuer and the dog-owner, and then dog-owner and rescued dog. 

The rescue teams were superb and I captured some great footage of them in action. They also spoke to us, along with the rescued man and dog-owning woman, who was very grateful to everyone involved.

As I finished the second to last interview, my tape ran out. So i swapped it out, handed the full tape to my reporter and told her to label it up and keep it safe. I swapped to a new one and packed up my equipment. We finished the shoot and set off triumphantly down the 4km trail back to the car.   As we reached the car, I unlocked and started packing up. I looked up at the reporter as she came toward and I noticed that she seemed slightly distressed. 

She had lost the tape on the trail.

This had never happened to me before, not least on such a good, exclusive news shoot on which there was no possible way of recapturing the footage. I went back (being the one not in high heels) and searched the whole 4km trail twice and couldn’t find the tape. After a while, the reporter joined the search in a commandeered fire buggy but it was to no avail.

I suspect a member of the public picked up the bright blue DVCAM box and took it away, not knowing how precious it was. 

Lying by the pool at the top of the falls. The dog had jumped in here and immediately got into trouble

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Day trip to Seattle

I’ve been meaning to write about our little day trip across the border for a week or so but i now finally have time as we sail across the Georgia Strait to Vancouver Island.  Nich had booked herself on a course at the Westin to see the ‘father of data visualisation’ Professor Edward Tufte, way beyond my current intellectual level (and budget), so I decided to come along to Seattle for the ride and hang out in the city for the day.

We hopped on a bus, faffed at the border and before you knew it there were Mcdonalds and armed police everywhere. Welcome to America!

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Guns and Mcdonalds…and girls who say ‘like’ alot

Within about 5 minutes of wandering around, I stumbled across the first ever Starbucks coffee shop in Pike Market. It’s a pretty unassuming  place and the only reason I spotted it was because there were about a thousand Japanese tourists filming themselves wandering around inside and gasping in disbelief that the coffee tastes the same as the Starbucks on their street corner.  Hard to believe it’s now one of the most recognised chains in the world when you look at the place.

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Starbucks first store

I then went out to Ballard to look around some music shops a friend had recommended but the crown jewel of the day was my trip to the Experience Music Project (basically, the museum of ROCK). The things that this town is famous for (apart from a coffee shop) are rock music and sci-fi, and the museum is a great place to visit if you are in any way interested in either. Here are the highlights of the sci-fi department…

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Yes, that’s the model of the Death Star they used for filming Star Wars. It’s about the size of a football.

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Captain Kirk’s chair from Star Trek. I’m not a Trekky but I’d have this in the living room.

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 One of the Teenage Mutant Ninja (Hero) Turtles complete with….

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…remote control! I’d have this in the living room too.

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The original IPad. Steve Jobs gets all of his ideas from Star Trek it seems.

The rock music section was definitely more my thing. They have a whole floor filled with practice and jam rooms. You can turn up and have a jam on bass, guitar, drums, keyboards and vocals. I just plugged in the Ipod and played drums on a Tama Starclassic kit for a couple of hours. In the museum they have some great exhibits, mainly from the Grunge scene and Jimi Hendrix, both Seattle alumni. The greatest thing for me, though, was Eddie Van Halen’s Kramer super strat from the early 80’s. 

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Van Halen’s Kramer. I decorated one of my keyboards to match this in my youth. Bad idea.

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The Fender Stratocaster used by Hendrix to play the US national anthem on THAT recording.

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The last prototype Fe
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World Cup predictions *UPDATE*

The second round has just finished but I managed not to keep the ‘better than random’ performance up. A couple of good perfect scores though.

Cheese-o says……………….Actual real-life says

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South Africa 0-2 Uruguay……??

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South Africa 0-3 Uruguay

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France 0-0 Mexico……………….France 0-2 Mexico

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Argentina 4-1 South Korea…….Argentina 4-1 SouthKorea (*)
Greece 1-2 Nigeria……………….Greece 2-1 Nigeria
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Slovenia 2-2 USA…………………Slovenia 2-2 USA (*)
England 3-0 Algeria……………..England 0-0 Algeria
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Germany 0-0 Serbia……………..Germany 0-1 Serbia
Ghana 3-3 Australia………………Ghana 1-1 Australia
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Holland 5-1 Japan………………….Holland 1-0 Japan
Cameroon 1-1 Denmark………….Cameroon 1-2 Denmark
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Slovakia 1-1 Paraguay…………….Slovakia 0-2 Paraguay
Italy 2-0 New Zealand……………Italy 1-1 New Zealand
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Brazil 3-1 Ivory Coast…………….Brazil 3-1 Ivory Coast (*)
Portugal 4-0 North Korea………Portugal 7-0 North Korea
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Chile 0-0 Switzerland…………….Chile 1-0 Switzerland
Spain 4-1 Honduras……………….Spain 2-0 Honduras

Cheese-o got??eight??results right and??three??perfect scores (*)

So, here goes with round 3…

Cheese-o says……………….Actual real-life says

Mexico 3-1 Uruguay
France 2-0 South Africa

Nigeria 1-2 South Korea
Greece 0-1 Argentina

Slovenia 0-4 England
USA 2-1 Algeria

Ghana 1-1 Germany
Australia 0-1 Serbia

Denmark 1-0 Japan
Cameroon 1-3 Holland

Slovakia 0-0 Italy
Paraguay 3-0 New Zealand

Portugal 1-1 Brazil
North Korea 0-5 Ivory Coast

Chile 2-5 Spain
Switzerland 1-1 Honduras

Should I get this 100% right (haha), here are the potential headlines…

‘Germans crash out!’

‘England through… what was all the fuss about?’

‘Rejuvenated French go out on goal difference’

‘Italians qualify despite drawing all three group games’

Given the current ‘better than random’ performance. I reckon two of these headlines will happen. Let’s hope they’re the first two!

Cheese-o’s World Cup Predictions

For every World Cup since I can remember (and that probably only starts at Mexico ’86), I’ve had a World Cup wall chart. ??And, every 4 years just before the start of the tournament, I write the scores on it. Not the actual scores obviously, but my predictions. I use it to predict the whole tournament, right through to the winner, runner up, and 3rd place team. ??This year is no exception, apart from that I’m writing a blog and thought it would be a good idea to share it around.

It’s very much like one of my regular checks on a Friday afternoon – the ‘Lawro’s Preditictions’ section on the BBC football website. It’s where Match of the Day’s very own ‘ugly Tom Selleck’, ex-Liverpool defender Mark Lawrenson gives us his thoughts on exactly what the scores will be in each of the weekend’s Premier League fixtures. ??It’s been quite a talking point on the Hull City message boards since the start of our two year stint in the Premier League, firstly because Lawro pretty much gets every result wrong in the first half of the season (especially Hull City’s), and then he settles down and annoys everyone by being mostly right after Christmas. ??I expect it’s because many teams are unknown quantities for a couple of months, and then become very predictable, like the Tigers.

The good thing about the World Cup is that there is no post-Christmas bit. Many teams only play 3 games so it’s like trying to predict who will be top of the Prem at the end of September. How hard can it be?
So here goes, here’s my predictions versus the outcome of the first round of group matches, a la Lawro’s Predictions. For ease and lack of imagination, I’ll call this bit ‘Cheese-o’s Predictions
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Cheese-o says………………..Actual real-life says

South Africa 1-1 Mexico…….South Africa 1-1 Mexico *
Uruguay 1-3 France………….Uruguay 0-0 France
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South Korea 3-2 Greece…….South Korea 2-0 Greece
Argentina 3-0 Nigeria………..Argentina 1-0 Nigeria
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England 0-0 USA…………….England 1-1 USA
Algeria 0-1 Slovenia…………Algeria 0-1 Slovenia *
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Serbia 2-1 Ghana…………….Serbia 0-1 Ghana
Germany 2-0 Australia………Germany 4-0 Australia
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Holland 2-1 Denmark………..Holland 2-0 Denmark
Japan 0-2 Cameroon………..Japan 1-0 Cameroon

Italy 0-0 Paraguay……………Italy 1-1 Paraguay
New Zealand 0-1 Slovakia….New Zealand 1-1 Slovakia
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Ivory Coast 1-2 Portugal …..Ivory Coast 0-0 Portugal
Brazil 5-0 North Korea………Brazil 2-1 North Korea
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Honduras 3-4 Chile………….Honduras 0-1 Chile
Spain 2-0 Switzerland………Spain 0-1 Switzerland
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Cheese-o got ten??results right and two perfect scores (*)
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So not great but better than Lawro at the start of last season and better than picking at random. What I noticeably got wrong was the number of goals in many of the games. I sort of expected that there might be a few more than the odd one, but having watched most of the matches so far, all the teams are pretty scared of losing. ??The last two world cups have had overall averages of 2.6 and 2.2 goals per game. Not giving anything away, I totted up my total for all the group games and t turned out to be 2.7! Whoops. Oh well. What I will give away is this… my top four (yes despite recent results) are 1. Spain, 2. Brazil, 3. England, 4. Argentina.??
On we go to round two. Only one match has happened at the time of writing and I so nearly got that right. Uruguay’s last minute third denied me.
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Cheese-o says………………..Actual real-life says

South Africa 0-2 Uruguay……

South Africa 0-3 Uruguay

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France 0-0 Mexico ??
Argentina 4-1 South Korea
Greece 1-2 Nigeria
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Slovenia 2-2 USA
England 3-0 Algeria
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Germany 0-0 Serbia
Ghana 3-3 Australia
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Holland 5-1 Japan
Cameroon 1-1 Denmark
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Slovakia 1-1 Paraguay
Italy 2-0 New Zealand
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Brazil 3-1 Ivory Coast
Portugal 4-0 North Korea
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Chile 0-0 Switzerland
Spain 4-1 Honduras
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I’m particularly looking forward to the Ghana vs Australia match. Feel free to cut and paste your predictions into the comments section. I’ll post my third round choices and the results when the time comes.

Good Morning World Cup

I have my alarm set for 4.30am just in case I feel like waking up to watch Algeria v Slovenia tomorrow morning. Not likely but you never know. 

This World Cup is already starting to remind me of Japan/Korea 2002 when we were all in England watching the games over breakfast. Over here in Vancouver, I was unsure how popular the tournament would be. Most people seem to know it’s happening and there is a decent amount of media coverage. The CBC is showing all the games live and have a selection of pundits based in Toronto. Among them is former Scotland player John Collins – not sure why, and a couple of English guys I’ve never heard of who are utterly terrible.  After enduring the CBC for the first day, we decided to get out and find a pub to watch England.

We got up early this morning to get down to a pub in town which had set itself up as ‘England House’ for the tournament. They were charging on the door but we thought we’d give it a try to see what the atmosphere would be like and to mix with some other Brits. Shockingly, when we arrived over 2 hours before kick off, the queue was around the block and growing. We stood in it for half an hour but were then told that we wouldn’t get in as the place was at capacity.  Turns out my underestimation about the popularity of football along with the realisation that a LOT of English people live over here got the better of me and we had to go elsewhere to watch the game.

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Big queue at ‘England House’

Luckily, there were no shortage of places and there were plenty of England fans in the pub around the corner. Not only did I meet people from England, I also bumped into Nottingham Forest fans, and a couple of girls from Hull of all places. They get everywhere.

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England fans in Vancouver = Beers at 9.30am

Not a bad result, although the mistake by Robert Green was a disaster. Feel sorry for him but he’ll not play again I don’t expect.  

The best part of the day was after few beers we could get down to the beach to spend the afternoon chilling out and sobering up! I better watch it or the month of June and half of July could disappear quite easily down on English Bay beach.

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English Bay beach: right on our doorstep

Planes, brains and no automobiles

I type this sitting at gate C29, Toronto airport.  What happened to driving across Canada? Well, you know when your ‘too good to be true’ alarm goes off?  I had that exactly a week ago when I received a telephone call from the man at hittheroad.ca to ask me if I’d like to drive a convertible from Toronto to Vancouver.

Here’s the deal… you get to drive the 2700 mile journey across the second largest country in the world for free! Yes, for free! All you have to do I suppose is contribute a little towards the petrol costs, in this case around $150 (??100).

The story began a few weeks prior when I first discovered the companies who operate ‘drive-away’ schemes.  I contacted torontodriveaway.ca who told me that they had a vehicle to deliver to British Columbia but it needed to leave immediately. Unfortunately, we were embarking on our trip around the Eastern provinces (see below for detail) so were unable to take the opportunity.  The company had been recommended not only by the Lonely Planet guide, but also by a friend who had done a similar journey a couple of decades ago.  They were obviously a professional outfit, they had an office, photos of their staff online and when I called them they were pragmatic about the chances of delivering a vehicle. 

I then found canadadriveaway.com, also based out of Toronto. The business had an informative website, oddly linked to hittheroad.ca, and a twitter stream advertising a plethora of vehicles which needed transporting in our direction. Perfect. I filled out the details and emailed them over. 

Immediately I received a response asking if we could take a car. A convertible Chrysler Seabring no less. Amazing, but it needed delivering before we had finished our trip out East. I negotiated a little but every reply to my email was a one line answer. I may be alone, but when you type and email with, say 3 or 4 questions on it, and you get a one line response which answers one of the queries, it is a tad frustrating.

Many emails followed about prospective cars, the website brandished numerous vehicles going to BC, the twitter stream constantly advertised numerous opportunities to take a car, it all seemed like it was going to be no problem. 

As our trip East drew to a close, it came time to finalise details and actually make it happen. I emailed… no response. After a while it became apparent that we were out of luck and had missed the boat.  But there  were still a bunch of cars, on the website and twitter stream, which needed to go.  Eventually we booked flights, not only because they were cheap but because we needed to get back to Vancouver for potential job interviews. I emailed Canadadriveaway and got an immediate response to tell me that it was our lucky day. There was a vehicle to go. I telephoned the airline and they told me we had 24 hours to cancel our flight without penalty… perfect!

There’s always a ‘but’…

I was told the final details needed to be sorted and that I would be called back in 5 minutes. Anyway, six hours and two voicemails later I did get a return call to say it was all happening, I just needed to lay down a $500 deposit from my credit card.  I asked for some details about the car. Namely, where it was located and where it was required to be delivered. ‘I can’t tell you that’ was the response. Now, I don’t think I would be the only person in the world to get alarm bells at this point. I just didn’t feel comfortable paying for something which may not have existed, despite the seemingly genuine nature of the business. My other feeling is that you can always tell a scam when the perpetrator gets agitated when confronted.  Sure enough, I got a bit of an earful when I tried to express my unease with laying down a hefty deposit when he couldn’t even tell me where I would be picking up and delivering the car.  When pressed about a rough location, I got an ‘Umm’ an ‘Err’ and then two rather odd locations, one being Port Dover, a small fishing village about an hour out of Toronto, and Cowichan, which was described as a ‘suburb of Vancouver’.  It’s actually a small town on Vancouver Island.

So I bailed out and now am about to fly instead. Perhaps we’ll try again in the Autumn.